The History of the Word Fuck – In a Book

Ok Millenials, time to learn something, there are these things called books and people read them to learn.  Yes, print on paper that can cut your fucking finger and hurt.  Buy them, read them and cherish them.  If batteries run out or you don’t have power, you also don’t have entertainment.  That’s why books are good…all they need is light and the ability to decipher letters and words.

Books teach you important things like how to find new drinking games, how to play pranks on people that they won’t expect and even how to cook food (yes, something that is not delivered).  There are also some books that teach you things like history and information. The History of the Word Fuck Book for example is one of them.

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The Fuck You Sun Hangover Book for Kids

Ok, we’ve all been there….hungover off your ass in the morning and the sun doesn’t stop hitting your face with it’s cancer causing and painful rays of hellfire.  Ohh ya, you know when your blackout curtains fail you and every glimpse of light is equal to the eye doctor shinning a beam in your eyes or the dentist pulling out the drill.  The Fuck You Sun book will not only remind you why you hate the sun but it may help prevent the next morning from feeling like this.

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Fuck You Sun is a classic read for any person who regularly wakes up with a hangover.  Although it looks like a book for kids, it’s really a nice way to cope with the fact that you’re an alcoholic asshole adult that knew better than do to those shots that hot guy/girl (probably a tranny) bought for you when you should have been home.

As you’re mixing the bloody mary in the morning realizing it’s monday and you need to be at work, it’s a great way to remember that rail vodkas aren’t for you anymore…neither are all night bingers.  For those nights where self control and reason don’t make sense…leave this book bedside so you know it’s your own fault when you wake up feeling like shit.

Click any of the links above to purchase your own copy of Fuck You Sun and enjoy the wonderful writing styles of a fellow anti-hangover and anti-hagover-sun activist.  Let’s be honest, what better thing do you have to do?

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Go the Fuck to Sleep Kids Book

Sometimes being a parent will make you lose your fucking mind.  You get tired of having to say “brush your teeth”, “stop playing games”, “turn off the lights”, “Don’t make me come in there”, etc…  Bed time is not easy and definitely not always fun.  That’s why we have the Go the Fuck to Bed book.

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Not only will it let your little ones drift off to dreamland dreaming of a fantasy world, but you’ll give two fucks about the language and be happy everyone is sound asleep when you use this book at night.  Click through our affiliate link to amazon above to read a preview (it’s actually free as of today on kindle, but that could change) and stop giving a fuck when it’s time for bed.

Empower yourself to take back your nights with the popular “Go the Fuck to Bed” story book for kids.

(If you don’t want your kids to learn to swear, don’t get them this book.)

 

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