I Put the “Hard On” in Chardonnay

The other day my friends and I were having a talk about our partners, sex and of course wine.  That’s when it hit me, did you know that there’s always a hard on in chardonnay?  Seriously…not because it can make you horny, but the words actually appear in the middle of the varietal.  (More chardonnay and hardon ecards below).

I put the hardon in chardonnay

Look at the letters in the word and you’ll see it. C H A R D O N N A Y.  After the c and before the nay you’ll find the hard on every day.  Ok, I’m having way to much fun with this,,,especially because it’s freezing out and I rarely drink white wines during winter…unless I’m at the beach or somewhere warm.  

There are a ton of funny phrases you can find in different wine scrambles which actually could be a fun drinking game…if you’re bored and there is absolutely nothing else to do.  Have everyone write two or three of their favorite varietals down on a piece of paper (Sangiovese, Chianti, Syrah, etc…) and then pick two out of the hat.

Now everyone creates as many words as they can out of the combination of letters.  While everyone is staring at the papers, this is the perfect time for you to grab your favorite bottle that is opened and make a run for it.  Seriously, if you have wine and friends over, why would you need a lame game like that.  Take the bottle and make some friends you have more in common with so you don’t need a boring game like that.  Ya, I’m a bit bitter today, but we’re all allowed to be cranky every once in a while.  Maybe it means I need a glass of wine.  Thank you again for reading and if you like this post, feel free to share it on your favorite social media channel.

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